DannyP's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Essentia Morai]

Tricky

I kept trying to find other things I could obtain or other places I could go to... There was a lot more combining items than I expected. The ending felt a bit abrupt to me. I would've liked to continue... I feel like I didn't really accomplish anything. I lodged my pillow in the trash, I dropped a bucket in a well, and I got my only companion high. I thought I'd be trying to find food or something. I mean, we uncover a secret of Bozo's, but that didn't really seem like my ultimate goal.
Interesting, but too short, methinks.

[Kill Yourself]

Not bad

The lack of visuals/seeing your character move around made it less charming than "Don't Shit Your Pants". Command recognition was pretty good, some of the jokes were kinda funny.
I couldn't seem to fight that smug Clive...

[Don't Shit Your Pants]

Interesting idea

I played something very similar on June 13th called "Don't wet your pants", which apparently got removed for being too similar to this. It had its own art and some small differences...

Anyhow, my review for this is the same as for that. I like the idea of a game where you just type commands and have to try and figure out what to do. However, there are way too many unrecognized commands. You can't pull down pants, unzip pants, undo pants (who takes their pants off entirely?)... I tried to put my pants on my head after removing them, but it just put them back on my legs. Couldn't cross my legs, remove my shirt, or do anything silly like that... Just four simple steps (if you can find the right words) and you're done... and it's just too obvious when you try to open the door.
There's also only one level... Might've been more fun with more levels. I thought the results of "punch gut" were funny until I found out anything starting with "punch" or "kick" had the same result...

Also, I somehow managed to shit on the floor when I sat on the toilet and waited for the time to run out. Interesting idea, somewhat funny, but not a very good game.

[How to Draw a Female Body]

About as useful as the other

I think it was good how you explained how the breast connects to the shoulder area. Still lots of spelling errors and I don't think you really have a good grasp on drawings hands. The results weren't bad here, but I don't think they turned out the way you wanted them to.
The head shape here looked pretty masculine due to the jaw shape being the same as the male's.
This tutorial should give people a fairly decent starting point, and some of the jokes were funny.

JTmovie responds:

sorry, its honestly difficult to draw on the computer for the most part and plus Im doing a tutorial so instead of just drawing straight up, im drawing one line at a time which makes me loose my flow.

yeah but hopefully people get an understanding on how to draw things roughly for the most part, thats what I was aiming for

[Flash-Back]

Pretty funny, but not much of a game

Would be nice if there was a way to go back to the character selection screen somehow. I chose Bo Rocky and ended up partying down... Then I refreshed the page and had to sit through the long intro and I accidentally clicked Bo Rocky again.

[How to Draw a Male Figure]

Not horrible

You've got spelling errors and other problems, but this tutorial should help people get a decent end result.

"TIP: The length of the upper leg is the same as the length of the knee down to the foot"
Then you've got two measurements each labelled "3 feet", but the two measurements were clearly different in size, and you made the thigh have the shorter end when the feet weren't even shown to give the lower leg its "3 feet". Made me laugh. Despite messing up there, I think that's a pretty good general rule, though.

On the side view head, I don't think your "bend for forehead" really makes sense... I think it would be more appropriate to call it the brow, or just to put a little indent around the eye.

I don't think you've quite got the hang of hands...

Not a great tutorial, but not a bad one, either. It covers quite a bit, though not as in-depth as I would prefer. You forgot to include a part for drawing feet.

JTmovie responds:

thanks for the comment.

The feet are up now. I forgot to add a button to them :P so if your intertested...

[Frustrating You!]

You are insane

I got to 35. It took a couple tries to get the hang of it, then I was starting to feel a bit sick around 20. Making us click a button and then quickly get to the arrow keys... This game is terrible and you are terrible... but it made me laugh.

ASOT responds:

HERE'S a gamer!

[Tax Time!]

It was okay

Guys, who cares about medal points? They don't even do anything. It's currently just a nice system for promoting works.

The game's graphics were pretty alright, but I think too many colours were used, so the retro feel doesn't look as convincing as it could. The idea behind the game and that "yes, that's all" is funny. It's an amusing little joke, but it doesn't really hold much value as a game or much else. It seems like people like the medals more than the game. Seriously...
I bet my review will be called unhelpful since I didn't say "EAZIEST 84.9 PTS EVAR 10/10"

[doodle jump]

465210

Got a score of 465210 before falling. Is there a way to win the game at all? It just felt kinda pointless. What's 465210 supposed to mean when there's no high score board or special game over message that depends on your score?

[Run, Jesus Run!]

Hilarious

Love the old-school style of it. This game made me laugh out loud, which is quite rare for Flash stuff or webcomics to do to me these days. Very nice work. Best 10 second game ever.