DannyP's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Human Centipede: The Game]

Funny twist on a classic

Quite frankly, I'm surprised this has such a mediocre score.

[Hit The Targets]

Sorta alright

Reminds me of some little plastic game toy thing I played once upon a time... Kind of amusing, but it could really use some more interesting art. I only played up to a score of 66 and assume nothing's really gonna change. The game would also be more interesting if there were obstacles that fly by to mess your shots up, if some targets needed to be hit more than once to be destroyed, and if some targets fought back (e.g. shooting missiles at you and you have to shoot the missile before it hits you).

[Brickz!]

Annoying

Interesting idea, but it's pretty hard to play. Kinda fun, but kinda boring having to wait for your brick to stop moving. You can counter its swing to some extent, but still...
The worst part is that it has to connect to the server every time - that gets annoying fast.
Made a tower 15 high. I don't have the patience to go higher.

[Grey Spawn]

Average

We made things a lot like this in a certain high school class where we learned the bare basics about Flash.
As for the game, the timer lasts kinda long for the game to be amusing. My final score was 70 the first time, 42 with the sped up timer the second time.

The biggest problem is that this can't really be called a game - there's no way to win or lose, not even a little message at the end that changes depending on your score. Clicking grey blobs isn't exactly too exciting either. Try to think of a better concept for a game and then work your way towards that goal by learning about the actionscript you think you'll need to know.

Stratium responds:

My best is 73, thanks for not rating it a 0. I do agree its worth a 2.

You know there are a lot of old games where your just trying to get the highest score possible. This is a game, bad as it is, its a game.

[Enough Plumbers]

Hated level 15...

That pixel perfect drop in level 15 was brutal... I knew what I had to do, but I could only get the drop right once in every, like, 20 tries. A guy can only try so many times before it gets annoying/dull. Level 17 made me laugh after I made it to the mushroom just to fall for the trap you set.
The overall humour was good. Particularly funny in the first few levels how you blatantly forced us to chuck those indispensable clones down the hole. Funny game, good difficulty, et cetera.

[Geo Land: Dream Traveller]

Seems good

I favourited it for now since I won't be getting very far for now. There are quite a few spelling errors, which is sort of annoying. I like the Zelda style of it, though I don't like the hairstyles. Seems quite well made.

[Heart++]

Too hard for me

I like the retro look of it and how it fades in/out when you reach a new level...
I made it to level 15, but it's just the same stuff with small additions to the level. It's not quite holding my attention, and the harsh gravity and those small pegs that are so easy to fall off of weren't helping my patience any. Seeing that there's still quite a bit of the poem to go, I couldn't bring myself to continue.

[Barbie doll dress up game]

I see...

To be honest, I thought this was a joke title and that the submission would be completely different. I just had to see to find out, and I was disappointed.

There's nothing fun about generic dress-up "games" like this one, and the traced equipment looks weird on the photo of the doll. The graphics are otherwise pretty good, but this "game" has no amusing/interesting qualities to me whatsoever.

[Time Fcuk]

1754

I thought the game looked interesting (being all black and white like it is with a retro appearance) when I saw it on the front page, and I wasn't disappointed. It was fun and challenging, and custom maps give it replay value. Great game overall.

[Numeric Maze]

Awesome

I've never played a game quite like this :P Good stuff.
I managed to get second place on my first try, but I'm going for number 1!